I am currently under the suspicion that my organic “shell” is harboring.. an uninvited cold.
This may lead to complications, as you may have also suffered these following symptoms below:
This *entire week* has consisted of narrowly avoiding head-banging contact with:
1. umbrellas, wielded by shorter people
2. freezer doors mysteriously opening on their own behind me
3. walking into skytrain cars “poles” and closed doors
4. triggering the collapse of a very large pile of plastic chairs
and also:
5. tripping while departing from buses and skytrains
Fortunately, there is CAFFEINE.




















